Dad Jokes for Little Kids

Q: What type of tree fits in your hand?

A: A palm tree.

Q: Why did the math book look sad?

A: Because it had too many problems!

Q: What did the computer go to the doctor?

A: Because he had a virus.

Q: Why did the egg have a day off?

A: Because it was Fryday.

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blueberry!

Q: What does a baby computer call its father?
A: Data!

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.